Just Change the Name to George Bush - and it makes you go hmmmmm

Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 8:12 AM
Subject: Just change the name and it makes you go hmmmmmmm

 

 

If George W.  Bush had been the first President to  need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of  dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?


If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of  GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted  DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a  thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an  iPod containing videos of  his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly  narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi  Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited  Austria  and  made reference to the non-existent "Austrian  language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as  to  refer to "Cinco de Quatro" in  front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de  Mayo), and continued to flub it when he  tried  again, would you have winced in  embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you  have hammered him for it  for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel  to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a  hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of  people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on  9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If  George W. Bush  had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening  in America , would you  have  approved?

If  George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If  George W Bush  had proposed to double the national debt,  which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If  George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had referred to the 58 states that make up these United States, would you have thought him "geographically  challenged"?

So, tell  me again, what is  it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?  Can't think of anything? Don't  worry. He's done  all  this in 10months --  so you'll have three years  and two months to come up with an answer.

LET'S  SEE HOW MANY OF YOU FORWARD  THIS...